Brunch Gathering Gifts

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Lady has a coffee break.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Brunch for Cows

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."