Brunch Gifts

Mimosa's Witnesses

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

"A bloody Mary, Chuck-weapons grade."

'It was a 'Country Club' prison, but it was tough - I once got a week in the hole for not wearing a jacket to brunch.'

Welcome Spring.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

Lady has a coffee break.

Sunday papers.

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

Brunch for Cows

Cafe Philosophique

'What's the toast of the day?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Judy waits for Punch to finish his brunch

Credit Brunch.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"How would madam like her eggs?"

Bloody Mary

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

"I feel so foolish without a hat."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

The Sunday Mob

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

Eggs Benedict Arnold

"It's Sunday, and I'm Brunch!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."