Brunching Gifts

Ladies who lunch.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

Brunch for Cows

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Lady has a coffee break.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,