Brunching T-Shirts

Ladies who lunch.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The Happiest Hen in Acle

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Lunch

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Lady has a coffee break.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Brunch for Cows

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'