Brunch Party Gifts

Mimosa's Witnesses

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Brunch for Cows

Lady has a coffee break.

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'