Brunch Buddy Gifts

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

Lady has a coffee break.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

'What's the toast of the day?'

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."