Brunch Lover Gifts

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'It was a 'Country Club' prison, but it was tough - I once got a week in the hole for not wearing a jacket to brunch.'

All Day Deals!

Bloody Mary

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"How would madam like her eggs?"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Sunday papers.

When chooks fall on hard times...'poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Avez-vous French toast?'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Bottomless Brunch

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

The only two things I never eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

"We’ve come to take your mother to brunch."

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.