Breakfast Lovers Gifts

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'I'm still waiting for someone to invent a bran cereal that tastes like good ol' fashioned bacon 'n eggs!'

Picture of missing sock on milk carton.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

'Dad, I wanted my toast lightly browned, not burnt!'

'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'

"The doctor at table 3 said he wanted his toast STAT."

"Once I used worms coated with maple syrup and caught a stack of pancakes."

"Your gold-cut oats, sire."

"They were out of bacon."

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"I need to devour the unborn!"

Cat Food, Dog Food and Kid Food.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Breakfast is ready!"

Surprise Egg

'He kept having a pop at me and I just snapped!' (Snap, crackle & pop characters).

'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

Man falls asleep as he eats his breakfast.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula (BW)

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

I'll be ready for the job interview after I take this call, finish my breakfast sandwich and reheat my coffee.

Shop sign announces bacon and eggs to go - no hogs or hens.

Middle Aged Spread.

Fast food

A couple having breakfast

Are you finished eating your breakfast? No. You're just saying that because you know that I've agreed not to scream political rants into my bullhorn while you're eating. Maybe. Finish up so I can tell you how furious I am about GOP nuts hijacking the debt ceiling negotiations. The way I phrased it was essentially a loophole. Not while I'm eating.

Bruh Flakes

3:00 PM - "It's the new 7 AM"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole