Breakfast Banter Lover Gifts

The market must be up

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

An Archeologic Dig

Choice hellhole

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."