Lover Of Breakfast Banter Gifts

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

the Morning Joe team.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Home Business - Wife.

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

The market must be up

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

Waitress, my egg is a bit runny!

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

"No offense..."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"I thought you said you wanted these sunnyside up?"