Breakfast Banterers Gifts

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

The market must be up

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Instant human... just add coffee

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Censorship.

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"I thought you said you wanted these sunnyside up?"

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"