Breakfast Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's put the past behind us, Lois. And if you don't mind, let's include whatever I do on my upcoming trip to Altoona.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Toast: the high energy food

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Cereal Tasting.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How would you like your toast?'