Breakfast Banter Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the fun of breakfast banter? Discover quirky mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and vibrant prints designed for those who enjoy a morning laugh. Perfect for friends, family, or yourself, these creative items bring humor to every breakfast table and kitchen decor.

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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked." mockup

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

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-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.' mockup

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

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"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind." mockup

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

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"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!" mockup

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

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'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.' mockup

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

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'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.' mockup

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

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"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things." mockup

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

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Full English? I'm full already, thanks. mockup

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

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"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill." mockup

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

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The market must be up

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Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Can you feel the electricity in the air?... mockup

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

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Propriety

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Instant human... just add coffee

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'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm mockup

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

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The Forgotten Men's Club

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'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.' mockup

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

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"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep." mockup

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

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'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.' mockup

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

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'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.' mockup

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

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"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!" mockup

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

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"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou." mockup

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

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What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning. mockup

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

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'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?' mockup

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

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Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.' mockup

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

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'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?' mockup

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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"I'd like the Continental breakfast." mockup

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

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Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Hey, look - they have launching facilities! mockup

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

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"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name." mockup

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

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"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."

"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect." mockup

"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."

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"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter." mockup

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

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'My foursome doesn't understand me.' mockup

'My foursome doesn't understand me.'

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Breakfast Banter Fan Gifts Collection

Breakfast Banter Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of breakfast banter mugs—bring humor to breakfast and start your day with a smile.

Breakfast Banter Fan Pillows

Discover hilarious breakfast banter pillows—combine comfort with humor in your home.

Breakfast Banter Fan Prints

View our breakfast banter prints—add a splash of fun and color to your decor with witty designs.

Breakfast Banter Fan T-Shirts

Check out our breakfast banter T-shirts—witty, fun, and perfect for morning humor lovers.