Breakfast Banter Fan Pillows

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

The market must be up

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Instant human... just add coffee

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

The Forgotten Men's Club

You throw poop like a girl.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

The First Continental Breakfast

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"You know what I learned today? I learned you can't tell your boss he's a jerk and blame it on autocorrect."

'My foursome doesn't understand me.'