Breakfast Banterer Pillows

Instant human... just add coffee

Maggie and Dennis

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

The market must be up

Egg Armour Plating

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

Goldilocks and the three hairs.