Breakfast Banterer Mugs

Kick off their mornings with a mug that captures their humorous breakfast banter. Perfect for coffee lovers who start the day with a joke or two, these mugs add a fun twist to their daily routine.

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Instant human... just add coffee

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Maggie and Dennis

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Smoke gets in your eyes.

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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!' mockup

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

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'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.' mockup

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.' mockup

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

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'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?' mockup

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

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'This corn's got dandruff.'

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The market must be up

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Egg Armour Plating

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'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.' mockup

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

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'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.' mockup

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

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'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

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"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep." mockup

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

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'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!' mockup

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

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'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.' mockup

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

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'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?' mockup

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

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"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler." mockup

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

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'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?' mockup

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

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How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

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How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

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"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter." mockup

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

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"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!" mockup

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

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'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?' mockup

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

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"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say." mockup

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

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"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

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