Breakfast Bruncher Mugs

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Lunch

Ladies who lunch.

All Day Deals!

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Brunch for Cows

Lady has a coffee break.

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'