Tropical Bruncher Mugs

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Welcome Spring.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

All Day Deals!

The Sun Bather

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Self Service Island

Beach