Tropical Bruncher Pillows

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Welcome Spring.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

All Day Deals!

The Sun Bather

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Self Service Island

Yule Tide