Bird Bruncher Pillows

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Welcome Spring.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Bottomless bowl of soup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Emma Watson

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

"Service."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Feathered frenzy

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

The hummingbird's hum.