Bird Bouncer Pillows

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Various Birds of Pray.

Bouncer.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'