Bedroom Bouncer Pillows

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

You have had enough

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'