Bedroom Bouncer T-Shirts

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

Bouncer.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'