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"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

Club insecurity.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'