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"That's an old photo."

"You. You. And you."

The Ly'in Starts Here.

Inhospitality tent.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I married Ron for a bit of extra security!"

"What's great about this job is the anti-social interaction."

'So - what's your problem?'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'You look drunk.'

Scrap book - 'Thursday....kicked Terry's head in.'

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'

'And stay out!'

Gates of heaven with bouncers

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Hold up -- there are too many guys in there."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

Explorers Club

"No funny stuff."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

After party at the spill club.

Bar bouncer resumes.

Bouncers, "OK, Let's bounce a few ideas around."

Dragon and no smoking sign.

'Ben is the best bartender in town. And also the best bouncer.'

'Sorry Pal. Strictly no reflections!'