Bouncer Buffs T-Shirts

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'Tired of fetching?'

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'The first act of air rage'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'