Club Bouncer T-Shirts

"The club scene is really changing."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Dance.

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Bouncer.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'