Club Bouncer Mugs

"The club scene is really changing."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Dance.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'