Branch Bouncer Mugs

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Club insecurity.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'