Branch Bouncer Pillows

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Bouncer.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'