Breakfast Bouncer Mugs

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Pastry Hat

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

'Do you want toast with that?'

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Club insecurity.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Bouncer.