Breakfast Buffoon Mugs

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

Most Unpopular Cereals.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Power breakfast.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Bed or breakfast.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Bowled out.

Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

'You're security!'

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.