Breakfast Buffoon Gifts

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Power breakfast.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Bed or breakfast.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Bowled out.

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

'You're security!'

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"No wonder my mouse wasn't working. I've been using the biscuit from dinner."

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

"Rover doesn't want your cornflakes. He wants his bowl back."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'