Breakfast Humor Gifts

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'This corn's got dandruff.'

The market must be up

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

Maggie and Dennis

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

"You'll be late for work, hurry up and smoke your breakfast!"