Breakfast Humor Pillows

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

The market must be up

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Instant human... just add coffee

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

"I thought you said you wanted these sunnyside up?"

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

Maggie and Dennis

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p