Lover Of Breakfast Humor Pillows

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

'Household water use'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Dang it."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

The market must be up

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Waitress, my egg is a bit runny!

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."

'My wife finally got up early enough to fix me a hot breakfast.'