Lover Of Breakfast Banter Pillows

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Home Business - Wife.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

The market must be up

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"No offense..."

Waitress, my egg is a bit runny!

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."