Breakfast Banter Buddy Pillows

Goldilocks and the three hairs.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

the Morning Joe team.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Did you spill my pint?'

Bed or breakfast.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"I tell the truth, and sometimes it's funny."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

The market must be up

Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.

Ha! My grandma could cast farther than that! Doug's day of fishing for compliments was not going as planned …

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."