Breakfast Banter Lover Pillows

The market must be up

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

Full English Breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

An Archeologic Dig

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Choice hellhole

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."