Breakfast Parody Lover Pillows

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Full English Breakfast.

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast