Breakfast Parody Lover Gifts

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Full English Breakfast.

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Batman O' War

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Even More Disciples'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."