Fairytale Parody Lover Gifts

"I don't like this―he's left off huffing and puffing!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

Fairy godmother arrives

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Folk o' the Wee

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."