Fairytale Parody Lover Gifts

"I don't like this―he's left off huffing and puffing!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Even More Disciples'

State of the Union

Folk o' the Wee

Fairy godmother arrives

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"Planet of the puppies"