Fairytale Parody Fan Gifts

"Not, the Rapunzel?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Well, that one got away."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

The Frog Prince

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'