Fairytale Parody Fan Gifts

"Not, the Rapunzel?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Well, that one got away."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Frog Prince