Fantasy Parody Fans Gifts

Gord of the Rings

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The Eggsorcist"

Pastries and Candy

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Divine Desk Bins

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

The Second Fall of Man.r

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'None shall pass!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Has he had all his shots"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."