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Skipping Horse

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Mouse Princess

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Right here's fine."