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'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Late BroomStick

"They're comfortable."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"She wishes to range free!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

How Amazon was invented

Giant Monster in Bath

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.