Fantasy Humor Lovers Gifts

"The board of directors has given me new powers."

"What can I do? The princess isn't on our list of specialities."

Fresh Seafood

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I can grant you three dishes."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

The Pink Bantha

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Telekinetics on strike...

Beware of the Cat.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.