Fantasy Humor Lovers Pillows

"The board of directors has given me new powers."

"What can I do? The princess isn't on our list of specialities."

Fresh Seafood

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I can grant you three dishes."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Beware of the Cat.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Telekinetics on strike...

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino