Fantasy Humor Lover Pillows

'New coagulate toothpaste'

"Of course you pay taxes down here. This isn't heaven, you know."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Mr. Phoenix, these pills should help you...er...'rise again' but if the effects last more than three hours, you should consult me."

Flying pigs.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

MASSIVE SHOE SALE..!

"Frank! You're snoring again!"

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

"I'll grant you three startup ideas."

'Don't try to change me.' (Grumpy princess glaring at a frog.)

I can recommend a toothpaste to get rid of stains, but I don't know about blood stains.

"Ever wave one of these wands?"

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"Yes, that's some of our best work!"

'Look! New landing gear!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Look! No hands!"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Desert Island BBQ

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?