Fantasy Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair...'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

Do Not Resuscitate

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'